Greeting card

Sale price Price $5.75 Regular price

Please read the following product description in Ryan Gosling's voice:

Hey Girl. There is a greeting card for every entirely made up holiday now, so it's pretty crazy we aren't sending our pregnant Mamas a "you are sacrificing to nurture the miracle of life and growing a body with your own damn body" card.

Recognize the unbelievable feat of a Mama-to-be with a simple card today. Or go massage her feet rn. Your choice.



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